Len on the Road
There are many great places in Europe to visit, here is one of them - Prague, the Czech capital. I haven't posted for a while since I've spent all week there, just had to tell people and share with them the knowledge that if you've never been to this place, then try to find an excuse to go.
A beer and some soup for a hungry and thirsty Len
From the main square
Len's mates pictured by Len on the famous Charles Bridge
Len displays some immature humour on the streets of Prague
posted by The Leonard Files at 7:21 AM
14 Comments:
Last time I was there, I was arrested for "passing bad Czechs."
Sounds like you were hard done by there Zen, I've been trying to come back with an amusing pun for you on that comment but I have failed.
Before your "bad Czech" police encounter though, maybe you had some spare change to spend, and in that country, spare change does go along way.
` I likee your life. I wish I could travel and have sex with foreign men, but I'm poor.
Speaking of sex, it seems like a lot of porno movies claim to be "shot entirely live in Prague."
By the covers of the offerings, they appear to feature women who--if they were on American soil--would not give me directions to a five-star hotel if I gave them ten dollars.
I have always wondered if this phenomenon filters down to the average schmoe in Czecholslavakia having a chance in hell at getting laid.
I haven't yet wondered enough to go on hotels.com and book a flight, but it has been a casual, passive wondering.
Of course, my job is so boring that I often wonder, "If you pour chocolate milk on Count Chocula cereal, are you jettisoned into a parallel universe?"
So I am not sure my "wondering" counts for much more than idol speculation.
Len you cunt. Eating soup out of a wooden bowl? Was it potato flavour? Did they serve it with a rustic cob? Well I've got news for you, man. Potato isn't a fucking flavour! It's barely a vegetable. And don't get me started on the Czechs. I had fifteen quid on Ivan Lendl winning Wimbledon.
Yeah i'm back on line, although my computer is still fucked and won't let me on hotmail or msn or ebay or any of that shit, but yeah. I'm back. How are tricks anyway? I enjoyed your blogs, keep 'em coming. Prague looks cool, looks a bit like Amsterdam but without the stragglers.
fun photo's!!
Fanny is a great name for a
puppy.
Smiles!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
s e e quine --
I do like to travel, but do not partake in having sex with foreign men. I have to ask you though, is it better to travel and have sex with a foreign man than to simply find one where you are? This may not be as exciting for you without the travel part, but definitely a lot cheaper.
Zen --
I have not heard this Prague-porn connection before, however I do have a friend from Slovakia and will ask about this. Also - Count chocula cereal? Is this just like coco-pops? I just cannot keep up with all these American products I hear of, far too many of them.
Miller --
That bowl is made out of bread if you look at it, not that that would impress a man who works in a bakery. Lendl was never at his best on grass, I bet you had another 20 quid on Jo Durie as well? Also, feel free to phone you slack bastard.
Sophie --
I'm unsure whether you should call anything fanny in Britain, once the rot starts with something like that there, there's no getting away from it. My nan once had a friend called fanny, but it really is a name that has died out in the last half of the 20th century, a bit like Adolf.
Winters --
You know I love your Parisian local, but buy one beer there and you can buy six of them in Prague....and Czech beer is among the best. So yeah, we didn't rush, especially in the mornings. There are also quite a lot of good jazz places there, if you and trumpitt ever consider relocating.
These are very nice photos - they make me want to go travelling again. Ah! those days are over :(.
Interesting looking soup! Looks like it's made of bread.
I know one thing _fanny means a different thing in the U.S than it does over here and I suspect that it means the same thing where you are, Len, as it does here -haha. Yes, I'm being very childish.
lee --
I did not consider the American interpretation of the word fanny, but I believe I am on your wavelengh now. Its good to be childish sometimes I reckon, I would hate the ability to laugh about stuff like that - maturity is something that is unfairly forced on us all.....by laughing at words like fanny I think am still rightly clinging onto my childhood.
Chickybabe --
The bowl in the picture with the soup in is indeed made of bread....and I did eat it. I have noticed you are on a european tour as I write, I hope you can make it to Prague, if not its an excuse to come back.
yes, what they call it and what we call it are in the opposite spot-hahaha.
lee --
Yeah, I first discovered this interpretation of the word when an smerican told me that they hated people with "fanny bags" ..... I was strangely confused before I got the explanation
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