King Len
Len sits proudly on his throneI have no time at the moment, some days I don't even cook and eat properly, this is not recommended, you get drawn into a vicious circle of feeling bad, it will end of course, it must do, soon - but not quite yet. I have no time to post, that annoys me, I think I could make the time, but you tend to choose things like sleep over turning on the laptop and writing.
If I was king, and I once was for about 5 minutes as I sat proudly on my throne, I would always have time to blog, and would never have to work when all I wanted to do was sleep and eat well. Off the top of my royal head, here are some - lets call them "guidance notes" to the land of King Len., King Len wouldn't want to lay down any hard rules for anyone.
1. A suit and tie or general smart dress is not required for any job anywhere, unless the individual really wants to dress smart.
2. In a job where it's not vital that you turn up exactly on time, then don't, just have a sleep in, and work a bit later if you've got stuff to do.
3. People who work in property, particularly estate agents should be sent on courses to show that they are providing a service for everyone else, and shouldn't be so fucking arrogant (I apologise for the profanity, but 5 years of living and renting in London does this to you).
4. It is good to meet your neighbours and speak to people in the surrounding area, especially in big cities, this should be encouraged.
5. Business people and people that work in banks and earn far too much when they mostly produce absolutely nothing, should take a big pay cut, or pay the excess to the teachers and nurses.
6. Any conflict or argument should be settled by having a party.
Len's world may only exist in my head, so I guess its back to work now, then maybe sleep followed by some more work..........I need a holiday, if any blogger knows a world that could be similar to Len's world, let me know.
Also, Len is 30 on Monday, a new decade will begin for me, I'm hoping it will be another good one!
posted by The Leonard Files at 8:19 AM
13 Comments:
6. Any conflict or argument should be settled by having a party.
Yes InDeeD!!
WOO!
I am there, dude! LIFE is a patry, man!
And: dude, thirty rocks! Don't let anyone tell you different!
~d heart Len
For once i am at a loss for
words...
soooooo Happy Birthday!!
that is such a silly picture Len!!
...am i the ONLY one home
on a Saturday night:(
Len - just having these thoughts makes you a King already. Hopefully someone will give you a nice crown for your 30th ;).
~d --
Wouldn't it be great if we could just all celebrate our disagreements by having a big rock n' roll style gathering, the bigger the disagreement, the bigger the celebration. Thirty will be rock n' roll as you say, I can feel it.
Sophie --
Its not like you to be lost for words, I did go out this Saturday night though and have a few beers and played pool etc.....don't worry though, I did not hit the town in my silly royal attire.
Lee --
I will be keeping my fingers crossed for that crown, if Len world does materialise, you will be invited there to be an advisor or something else very important.
Winters --
You can never have enough holidays, I may well be thinking of taking another one in Paris at some point?! - but maybe I will see you back in the manor before that, around the "festive" period? You, me, a few others, and all the Terry's you would ever want to write about.
(passing thru: remember ghetto blasters? I have one propped up on my left shoulder head and feet moving to a hip hop beat. Party on Bill, Party on Tedd!)
Just when ya thought monarchy was dying out.
did ya have a good time yesterday or was it a fizzer?
~d --
Party on ~d.....but I'm thinking you don't need me or anyone else to say this.
Zen --
Monarchy may well die out one day, I was very much against it all when I was a bit younger, nowadays I don't care too much, but someone told me recently it costs each Brit about £2.00 a year to keep the monarchy, this is cheaper than a pint.....could be worth it??? But I guess they are all ugly and annoying......tough one.
Lee --
I'm not sure what a fizzer is, but I did have a good day (and night) considering it was a Monday. Even though I was in the middle of Sweden somewhere on a work outing, a lot of us did manage to end up in a bar where they had a pool table....something I haven't done since my last trip back to England......oh - and had few beers as well of course.
Hey Len when I wrote if you had a good time or was it a fizzer - I just meant "or was it crap" :). Hope that makes sense now. But it couldn't possibly be a bad time if a pool table was involved.
2-pounds is probably worth it to the average subject--I would think just on tourism to Buckingham Palace and the resultant shot to the economy, like cab drivers and bellmen.
My impression is that the IMMEDIATE Royal family earns its keep--there just seem to be all of these "second cousin twice removed to the Earl of Worchestershire," etc. who don't do anything but draw a check.
(I don't know that much about it...)
Lee --
Thank you for improving my international vocab, and yes - pool rocks, I just wish I coud play more often at the moment.
Zen --
Your views on Royals are only too true, plenty of money being wasted on upper class idiots there, make no mistake.
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